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There's a bear in my house
and he won't leave.
He's eating my food,
made a nest for himself
out of leaves and branches
dragged in from the woods.
I try chasing him away,
he's gone for a few days
and we feel safe,
but he always returns
because the house is warm,
the kitchen's well stocked,
and he knows the place.
In my house he lives
in the half-hidden space
above the stairs.
He's not a huge bear,
but big enough
to tear me to pieces
if he wants to.
He's not an angry bear,
but I've seen him get angry.
When I'm lying in bed at night
I smell his fur,
hear him munch and slurp
(on God-knows-what
he's always eating something)
and I hear his heavy breath,
his grunts and moans
when he's sated.
In the morning
I can't go to work without
thinking about the bear,
whether he's still there
in my house,
or gone, and if he'll come back,
and I think about my wife
if she's safe at home alone,
all day long,
and who
she's been fucking,
I need a gun.
Wow ... this took an unexpected turn at the end! In the end, is the bear a bear? or something/someone else?
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ReplyDeleteI can't bear to tell you.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is that it made my wife laugh out loud so in my books the poem does the job!
ReplyDeleteMy wife would be embearised!
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