Friday, October 30, 2026

The Dream Is Dead

The Dream Is Dead."

This was how someone described Israel to me in the aftermath of the recent Israeli election. When I heard it, a chill ran down my spine.

Out of respect for the source, I won't say who made the remark. But I will say that it came from an esteemed and respected Jerusalemite who served for decades as an Israeli dignitary and held very senior positions in government.

I knew exactly what he meant.

The dream he was referring to was the creation of an enlightened, European-style democracy for the Jewish people in the Middle East. It was the dream of the modern Zionist movement, founded by Theodor Herzl, and articulated in the Israeli Declaration of Independence.

By "dead," he meant that this is no longer the Israel we have, or are likely to have in the future. The Israel we have is increasingly becoming a Middle Eastern theological ethno-state, one that is closer in character to other countries in the region, such as Lebanon, Syria, Jordan and Saudi Arabia, than to Britain and France.

In other words, the Occidental (Western, Ashkenazi) vision has lost ground to a more Mizrahi (Eastern, Sephardi) conception of a Jewish homeland.

The comment was deeply personal and emotional for the speaker. As mentioned, it came from someone who had devoted decades of his life to a particular vision of the country, one that he no longer recognizes. Incidentally, he has been retired from public service for many years.

The genius of democracy—when it functions reasonably well, not necessarily perfectly—is that its results provide a reasonably accurate portrait of where a society stands at a particular moment in time.

What are we to glean from the portrait of Israel sketched by the recent election?

The election results:

  • Likud bloc (right-wing, religious, pro-Netanyahu) – 53 seats

  • Opposition bloc (centrist and left-wing, secular, anti-Netanyahu) – 48 seats

  • Arab parties – 19 seats

A few basic observations (admittedly, with some generalizations):

  • The Netanyahu-led right-wing coalition lost its parliamentary majority.

  • The parties opposed to Netanyahu collectively hold a majority of seats, although they are divided over whether and how to cooperate with the Arab parties.

  • The Arab parties made the most significant gains.

A lot of people don't like the portrait they see, on both the right and the left.

On the centre-left, there is disappointment that Netanyahu's coalition still holds the largest bloc of seats. The election did not decisively end his political career, and full accountability for October 7 remains an open question.

On the right, there is unhappiness over the political gains made by Arab parties, which many on that side of the political spectrum regard as incompatible with their vision of a Jewish state and their security concerns.

Predictably, Netanyahu and his party are already alleging that the election was corrupted by fraud and outside interference.

But what I see, and I think what the speaker of the "Dream Is Dead" comment sees, is a country divided between its original Western aspirations and its Middle Eastern political reality. That the very things that distinguish a liberal democracy may be viewed by an increasingly large segment of the population as luxuries that cannot be afforded.

This shift towards a more Mizrahi political orientation is not simply the result of external factors. It is also a consequence of the changing character of Israeli society, following the social and political integration of Jewish immigrants from North Africa and the Middle East, including Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Egypt, Iraq, Iran, Turkey, Libya and Yemen. Jews of Mizrahi and Sephardi backgrounds constitute a very substantial proportion of Israel's Jewish population, as much as 45%.

Until at least the mid-1970s, Mizrahi Jews were widely treated as second-class citizens by the predominantly Ashkenazi establishment. They enjoyed full legal voting rights and citizenship, but faced systemic discrimination, cultural marginalization and significant economic disadvantages.

The socioeconomic disparities created during those early decades have left a lasting legacy. They remain evident in aspects of educational attainment, economic opportunity and representation in some of the country's most influential institutions, including academia, the judiciary and the upper echelons of government.

Meanwhile, Mizrahi Jews, who are orthodox and more traditional than Ashkenazi Jews, have learned how to flex their political muscle.

In a way, what we are seeing today in Israeli politics is a case of chickens coming home to roost.

Head Fake

I don't have any social media accounts (Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, etc.), but I am a regular on YouTube. The reason is twofold. First, I feel I can control what I choose to watch. It's more like switching television channels than scrolling through an endless feed of slop. Second, the content is generally longer and more thoughtful.

I subscribe to only a handful of YouTube channels, so the notifications are kept to a minimum. They feed my hobby interests, like music, and are therefore more about deepening my knowledge of particular subjects than simply filling time.

One of the channels I subscribe to, which I believe I've mentioned in previous posts, belongs to a fellow who calls himself The Functional Melancholic. I'd characterize his work as commentary on contemporary life, delivered with dry wit and dark humour. He posts about once a week, speaking in a slow, halting fashion about philosophy, psychology, sociology and spirituality (mostly Eastern) for 30–45 minutes. It's heady stuff, and he usually refers to source books and provides a reading list.

In addition to being thoughtful and funny, I find his videos comforting, in a commiserating sort of way.

He talks about things we've all confronted. This week, he posted a video called The Myth of Normal, about the difficulties and rewards of living a nonconformist life. But then, in the same week, another video appeared, this one on the subject of Population Decline and the Quiet Rise of Natalism.

That's unusual, I thought. Two videos in one week. I clicked on it. Yes, it's him. Except I immediately noticed that it was a different channel. Instead of The Functional Melancholic, it was called The Lucid Outsider. Ha! Playing on the title of his other channel, I thought.

I watched for a few minutes. Everything seemed normal. I figured he'd started a second channel, perhaps one with a more political orientation. I'd seen other YouTubers do that before.

But after a few minutes, something seemed ever so slightly off. He looked and sounded exactly the same. Same style, same delivery, even the same dry wit, although not quite as biting or funny. Not one of his better posts. And there were brief moments when the image seemed unnatural, but only for a split second.

Then I started reading the comments underneath, and there it was: A comment from The Functional Melancholic himself, saying it was fake, a scam, and not his. Other comments confirmed that it was an AI impersonation.

I felt almost embarrassed that I'd fallen for it.

This was the second video I'd watched that week exposing fakery on the internet. The other was about a musician who mimes his supposedly virtuoso bass guitar solos onstage, playing along to pre-recorded material. He'd tricked some very famous musicians and music teachers with his apparent skill. That video attracted almost a million views and more than 6,000 comments in 48 hours. 

Remember, we're talking about a video about a bass player.

Another YouTuber I watch with some regularity is Wings of Pegasus. He's made an entire career out of expertly analysing supposedly 'live' singing performances, whether in concert or on video, to determine if they've been faked through miming, autotuning or artificial pitch correction. The answer is that fakery has become pervasive. The music industry has bought in almost completely, ultimately, I believe, to its own detriment.

I've been reading a lot lately about people becoming disillusioned with the internet because of AI. The more fake content there is, the less people trust what they encounter, whether it's news, art or entertainment. The technological ecosystem that relies on audience attention as its bread and butter is at risk of losing that attention.

Or are we simply entering an arms race, with technologies designed to detect fakery competing against technologies designed to create it?

Frankly, that's not a world I'm interested in participating in.

There's a special irony in The Functional Melancholic's channel being faked. His content often explores the challenges of finding and maintaining personal authenticity in an increasingly inauthentic and alienating world. Lately, he's been posting from the middle of the forest while out on mountain hikes to underscore his point.

The contradiction is unavoidable.

If the medium is the message, as Marshall McLuhan famously put it, one wonders whether the only logical and authentic response is to turn the damn phone off.

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

Israel At A Crossroads

Israel is a deeply divided, deeply dysfunctional country. It has been moving in this direction for many years, and things have gotten progressively worse. I think we may be approaching a pivot point.

There's an old saying: "Two Jews, three opinions." We are a multifaceted people, and Israel is a wondrous expression of that diversity: an ingathering of cultures, languages, histories and religious orientations, from the ultra-Orthodox to the completely secular. The social, religious and political fault lines have always been there, and tiny Israel has had to find a way to accommodate all of them. Not an easy task.

But don't blame the people for their differences. Blame the politicians who have learned to exploit those differences, deepen the divisions and leverage them for political gain.

Which brings us to one of Israel's central dilemmas: Is it a Jewish state, or a state for the Jews and its other citizens, regardless of religion or ethnicity?

In other words, should it be a state in which Jewish identity and self-determination coexist with liberal democracy and equal citizenship? Or is it becoming a state increasingly governed by religious authority and an ethnonationalist conception of citizenship?

Israel began with democratic institutions and an aspiration to be a modern, pluralistic society. Yet for decades, it has been moving in a more religious and ethnonationalist direction, raising fundamental questions about the balance between Jewish identity, individual rights and democratic government.

Part of this shift is demographic. The ultra-Orthodox community is growing rapidly, through both higher birth rates and immigration. Its members tend to have a stronger religious motivation to live in Israel than many secular Jews do. Official projections suggest that the Haredi share of Israel's population could approach 30 percent by mid-century, up from roughly 13 percent today.

As religious parties have gained influence, particularly in Jerusalem and other areas with large religious populations, many secular Israelis have felt increasingly alienated from the country they call home. Some are voting with their feet.

According to figures based on Israel's Central Bureau of Statistics data, hundreds of thousands of Israeli citizens have left the country for extended periods since 2023. These figures require careful interpretation: leaving for several months is not necessarily permanent emigration, and departures alone do not establish a net population loss. Nevertheless, the increase in departures has intensified concern about whether Israel can retain the people, skills and civic commitments on which its future depends.

The complexion of Israel is visibly changing.

I first visited Jerusalem in 1991. The last time I was there was in 2010. It was like day and night. The first time, Jerusalem felt like a bustling cosmopolitan cultural centre. The second time, it felt like a mid-nineteenth-century Polish shtetl.

The political divisions have changed, too.

At Israel's founding, ideological differences were fierce, but political alliances could cross boundaries that now seem almost impossible to bridge. David Ben-Gurion's early governments included religious parties alongside secular Socialist-Zionists. The opposition, meanwhile, included parties associated with the communist left and the kibbutz movement.

Compare that to the most recent election.

The most remarkable shift has been the rise of the Arab parties. The Joint List, an alliance of predominantly Arab and non-Zionist parties, has emerged as a significant force (12 seats). Its priorities include civil equality for Arab citizens of Israel, opposition to the occupation and, among its constituent parties, a left-wing economic agenda.

Alongside the Joint List is Ra'am (7 seats), another Arab-led party with its own political approach. Together, the Arab parties could hold the parliamentary balance of power (19 seats).

For those who have advocated a so-called one-state solution, this is what it might look like.

Upon seeing the election exit polls, a work colleague whose ultra-Orthodox son lives with his family in Israel, said to me, "This is a disaster, the worst-case scenario."

Netanyahu's Likud and Gadi Eisenkot's Yashar, the two parties projected to win the most seats, have both rejected forming a government with the Arab parties. 

For too long, Israeli politics has been dominated by questions of security, both real and imagined: Who can best protect Israel against its enemies. Questions related to what kind of Israel we want to have have been pushed aside.

It is a sad irony that during this period of intense preoccupation with security, Israel suffered its most devastating security failure on October 7, 2023.

That, among other reasons, is why accountability is so important if Israel is to move forward. A country cannot learn from its failures, restore public trust or chart a new course without confronting the decisions and institutional shortcomings that brought it to this point.

Israel's founders had a vision for the country. It's time for a new vision to emerge. Because the question is not simply how Israel can survive the challenges it faces.

More importantly, it's what kind of country it wants to be. One that's worth protecting and saving.


Monday, October 26, 2026

'Feeling' Sick

How do you know you're sick?

  1. You don't feel well.

  2. You take your temperature.

Oddly, it works much the same way with economic and political sickness, especially in America.

If the polls are right, it appears trump and his party could be hammered in the coming midterm elections. Primarily for two reasons: people aren't feeling economically well, and every day they can see their economic temperature being taken on those giant signs beside the road at Mobil and Shell gas stations.

During Bill Clinton's successful first presidential run, his political strategist James Carville famously came up with the motto "It's the economy, stupid" to simplify the campaign's central message. America was going through a recession, and incumbent George H. W. Bush was seen as being out of touch with the financial difficulties of ordinary Americans.

Ever since, the economy has remained a powerful force in American elections. There's a strong relationship between economic conditions, including inflation and gas prices, and the political fortunes of the party in power.

Another major issue in recent decades has been immigration, often framed as an economic issue: immigrants take jobs, drive down wages and put pressure on public services.

Here in Canada, we see the same economic temperature signs, and we know things aren't great. In some important respects, they're worse than in the States. Canada's unemployment rate is higher, for example, and its economic growth has been weaker.

But we don't seem to feel quite as sick, and it's showing in the polls. Our current prime minister, Mark Carney, is the most popular politician in the country since Pierre Trudeau in the 1970s.

What's that all about? He doesn't have Trudeau's charm, wit, charisma or political savvy.

What he does have is intelligence, expertise and competence. We know we're sick, and Carney seems to be the doctor we want and trust to provide the treatment we need.

I think there's something else at play, too. Sickness is as much a state of mind as it is a physical ailment. Ask any physician and they'll tell you that a patient's outlook can influence how they cope with illness and treatment, even if a positive attitude alone can't determine the outcome.

Canadians generally seem willing to endure the economic threats we face because we believe we have something much more important at stake to defend: our sovereignty, our identity, our values and our self-respect.

Gas prices be damned.

I'm not arguing that the economy doesn't play an important role in our politics. Of course it does. Maybe even an outsized role, à la Carville.

But for Canadians, other factors are at play, and right now, they take precedence.

I'm as annoyed as the next guy every time I pass a Shell or Esso station. But on some level, those signs also remind me that there's much more at stake in this political moment.

For years, many Americans have been willing to accept from their politicians constant lies and gaslighting, massive corruption, blatant racism, cruelty and even the stripping away of fundamental constitutional rights. 

If, in the midterms, they're finally drawing a line in the sand over gas prices, I'll take it.

Forgive me for not thinking it means a fundamental change in character or political dynamic.

Thursday, October 22, 2026

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Chemistries of us

transforming 

what we touch

into love

and a bug's need

to make it 

known;

On an evening walk 

in my neighbourhood,

watched by houses of stone,

lighted windows, 

wondering what the people 

in them do

as they move

room to room 

under the anemic moon

with their desires—

moths slamming 

wanting in

and people

wanting out.

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Untethered: What A.M. Klein Tells Us About Anne Carson


I've been dipping back into Anne Carson’s work. Since my compatriot has won the Nobel Prize in Literature, I thought I should revisit her writing.

As I mentioned before, when she first began to attract attention in the mid-1990s, I tried reading some of her poems that appeared here and there in literary journals and magazines. I was left unmoved and, frankly, puzzled.

A few thoughts.

One of the first things you notice about her writing is how disconnected it is from traditional literary structures.

Much has been said about the way her writing crosses boundaries. Her essays have the narrative qualities of short stories and the short lines of poetry. A novella is written in free verse, while another book comes in a box and unfolds like a brochure. She's also written opera libretti. She's liberal in her use of form and has said that she thinks more like a visual artist than a writer.

Her playfulness with form has made her writing difficult to categorize, which appeals to people who are uncomfortable with categories, and there seem to be plenty of those these days. Most people call her a poet, perhaps because she writes so often in sentence fragments, and fragments reflect our fragmented contemporary sense of ourselves.

To me, however, her lines don't sing as memorably as I expect poetry to, although they can be very beautiful. They have the flavour of narrative, and at their best are lyrical penetrating prose.

I'm not sure why she called her best-known novella, Autobiography of Red, a "novel in verse." It's clearly not written in any conventional verse form. The lines are chopped up, but the story itself is relatively straightforward fiction, complete with an essayistic introduction and appendices. Calling it a novel in verse may initially have turned some readers away. Since its publication in 1998, however, readers have come to accept it as simply as a work of fiction that happens to be arranged in an unconventional way.

The question is whether this kind of postmodern approach adds anything to the work. Plenty of people seem to think it does. The approach has certainly captured the dislocated zeitgeist.

But it's not as though this kind of experimentation hasn't been done before.

One of my favourite novels is The Second Scroll by A.M. Klein, published in 1951. Like Carson's novella, it's relatively short. At its centre is a fairly conventional story about a young man following in the footsteps of his revered missing uncle, who has lost his faith in God and is travelling through postwar Europe. The novel also has a series of appendices, called Glosses, designed to comment on the main story. Each Gloss is written in a different literary form, from poem to a letter to a theatrical play, culminating in a prayer.

The point of Klein's novel was to mirror the structure of the Hebrew Torah in a modern retelling of the Jewish exodus into the diaspora and the return to the Promised Land. The Glosses echoed centuries of rabbinic commentary on the Torah. Here, the structure reinforces the meaning. The formal experimentation isn't simply a matter of literary play; it is integral to the meaning Klein is trying to convey on multiple levels. 

With Carson, I don't always get the same sense of necessity. I sense a writer experimenting with forms, but I don't always see why a particular form is needed to convey what she wants to say. There's an element of indulgence about it.

Take Autobiography of Red. Carson begins with the story of Geryon, a red, winged monster from Greek mythology who was killed by Herakles. In Carson's version, Geryon becomes a contemporary highly sensitive and thoughtful boy who grows into a young man, falls in love with Herakles, suffers the consequences, and eventually encounters him again. The ancient myth becomes a story about sexuality, vulnerability, desire, unrequited love and the difficulty of being different. Themes as old as storytelling itself.

But for Carson it's the idea and ramifications of being different that seems to preoccupy her most, an outsider looking in. Geryon's wings, rather than being merely a feature of a mythological creature, become an outward sign of his difference. His redness is both a physical attribute and a recurring image around which his identity is constructed. 

It’s questionable whether the myth, the wings, and the redness make any difference to what amounts to a pretty conventional coming of age story, albeit a queer one. The central image of the volcano, as a metaphor for hot passion, impulse, uncontrolled emotion, the tectonic shift from innocence to experience, is also well trodden ground.

In spite of the title it’s not an autobiography. (In  another parallel with Klein, the first gloss of The Second Scroll is a poem called Autobiographical). The strength of the novel is in the descriptions, Carson’s use of language, not in any structural effects, and not even any mythology or other references to art and literature of which there are many.

Now consider Nox, Carson's book about the death of her estranged brother, Michael. Here, the form is even more conspicuous. The book comes in a box and unfolds into a long accordion-like strip of pages. It contains photographs, fragments of letters, recollections, and entries that resemble dictionary definitions. It is less a conventional book than an object to be physically unfolded and examined.

At its centre is a poem by the Roman poet Catullus, written on the death of his own brother. Carson translates the Latin poem word by word, surrounding each word with definitions and shades of meaning. Alongside this linguistic excavation, she assembles what she can recover of her own brother's life.

The parallels are obvious. Catullus lost a brother; Carson has lost one too. Both are trying to find language for an experience that resists expression. The ancient poem becomes a vehicle through which Carson approaches her own loss.

The form also reflects the nature of memory. A person's life cannot be reconstructed as a seamless narrative from a few surviving letters, photographs and recollections. We are left with fragments, and the gaps between them can be as significant as what remains. The accordion-folded pages embody that fragmentation, while the accumulation of definitions and documents becomes an attempt to recover a person who is no longer there.

This is a more persuasive justification for Carson's formal experimentation than I find in Autobiography of Red. The structure of Nox is intimately connected to its subject. The difficulty of translating Catullus becomes a metaphor for the difficulty of recovering her brother, while the physical act of unfolding the book suggests the work of uncovering a life.

But does it work emotionally?

The accumulation of material sometimes seems to substitute for emotional immediacy. We are presented with the evidence of a life and the difficulties of reconstructing it, but the elaborate literary apparatus can also become a barrier between the reader and the person being mourned. In fact the construction often distracts from the impact rather than serving it. 

Carson's point may be that a life cannot be fully recovered, that language cannot bridge the distance between the living and the dead. Is this a revelation? 

The book's final, almost unreadable translation seems to acknowledge the limits of the entire enterprise. It's an affecting idea, and I don't dismiss it. But the fact that I can understand what the book is trying to accomplish doesn't mean that I experience its emotional effects as deeply as some other readers evidently do. The self-consciousness of the work becomes its central purpose.

And this is where the comparison with A.M. Klein becomes interesting.

You know who Anne Carson is now, and you have likely never heard of A.M. Klein. I think that has something to do with the moment we're living in.

Klein's work was firmly grounded in a sense of national and cultural purpose. His experiments with language and form drew on traditions that gave them meaning. And the comparison with Carson is apt on another level: both were classicists, deeply interested in the ancient world. Carson made teaching Latin and ancient Greek her living, while Klein was a Latinist as well, but made his living as a lawyer, as well as essayist and newspaper editor. He was deeply devoted to his Jewish identity and to the well-being of his community and felt it was part of his practice as a poet and novelist.

This, to me, points to a fundamental distinction between a modernist writer (Klein) anticipating postmodernism and a postmodern writer (Carson) working in postmodern times. 

Klein remained grounded in the literary traditions and historical experiences of the twentieth century, even as he experimented with forms that would later become associated with postmodernism. Carson, by contrast, seems far less bound by those traditions and treats literary form as something to be taken apart and rearranged. This is red meat for academics and literati, and less interesting for the general reading public. 

Reading Carson, academic terms such as deconstruction, metatext and intersectionality come to mind, concepts that would have been foreign to Klein's literary world. His experiments had a clear purpose: to give the biblical story of the Jewish people contemporary relevance at a pivotal moment in their history.

Carson's purpose seems less clearly defined, but a lot of it seems to be about defining 'difference'. Her work reflects the fragmentation of our age, a time when categories of identity, including gender, are being questioned and public battles are regularly waged over grammar, language and pronouns. What is often called "woke" culture is, among other things, suspicious of inherited categories and the assumptions that sustain them. It isn't difficult to see why Carson's willingness to cross boundaries and unsettle conventions has been embraced, particularly in academic and literary circles.

The world Carson inhabits is primarily one of myth, language and meaning. It is esoteric in a way that Klein's work stubbornly refuses to be. For Klein, the lived historical experience of the Jewish people remains central. The literary form serves that experience, rather than becoming the experience in itself.

Of course, this isn't to say that Carson is indifferent to the world, or that her writing lacks emotional content. Autobiography of Red explores desire, vulnerability and alienation. Nox attempts to grapple with a real death through fragments of memory, language and scholarship. 

But I wonder whether Carson's work sometimes becomes so absorbed in the process of constructing meaning that it loses sight of the world beyond it. The reader is invited to follow associations, make connections and discover resonances, but the journey can feel endless. One meaning leads to another, one literary reference opens onto another, and the work's ingenuity becomes its own justification.

This is not a knock on Carson's skills as a writer. She writes well. She is a master of literary accretion: her lines and meanings accumulate, one on top of another, to provide fresh insights. For that reason, she feels more like a literary archaeologist than a poet. She digs and uncovers fragments of meaning, often literally from ancient sources, drawing on myth and history to create a contemporary narrative.

But for me, reading Carson feels oddly untethered. It's as if I'm wandering through the rooms of a house in a dream, a house constructed out of meanings, myths and language. You inhabit yourself in her writing, but the outside world feels ethereal and unreal. Each room contains details that give you a sense of being somewhere, without ever quite pinpointing an address.

They say that every language is its own country. Yet for Carson, language is less a country, something that grounds you in a physical place, than a means of travel. It carries you between points in time, making stops along the way between antiquity and the present. Those stops may be named Herakles, Sappho, Catullus, Emily Brontë or Virginia Woolf.

The point of it all, sometimes, seems to be that there is no point beyond the journey itself.

To read Carson, you have to be prepared to travel on her terms. I'm sure that for some readers the experience is exhilarating. For me, it's less reorienting than disorienting: travel for the sake of travel, without any particular destination.

Perhaps that's the fundamental difference between Carson and Klein. Klein's formal experimentation brings us back to a shared history, a community and a world outside the book. Carson's takes us into the mechanics of the book itself, into the play of language and the associations it generates. One grounds us; the other sets us adrift. 

Neither approach is inherently superior, but they offer very different experiences of what literature may be. You might say that in Carson's case it seems to be about what storytelling might look like in a post-literate world - where traditional forms, authors and characters are symbols to be leveraged - which I think is ironically part of her allure these days. In that sense, her Nobel is like Dylan's, more about artistry than actually about writing.  

It's never easy to predict an author's legacy. So far, Carson has been a writer who is more admired than beloved. I suspect the Nobel Prize won't change that.

If I could have one wish granted that comes from Carson's Nobel win, it would be that more people discover A.M Klein's The Second Scroll, although in today's political climate, that's unlikely. 

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I remember as a kid

asking my father 

if he was a millionaire.

That seemed to be important.

More than the fact 

that he made ladies dresses 

for a living,

which puzzled me

since he’d never worn one himself.


Today, we talk in terms

of billionaires,

and even trillionaires.

How many zeroes in a trillion?

An egg carton full?

How many omelettes 

does that make for the poor?


The world is Simpsons-scripted,

but without the irony

and whiplash dialogue, 

every episode guests

a washed-up rock star

with a heroin addict’s dental plan,

and an orange-tinted politician 

with painted on hair.

I remember when derangement 

wasn’t a qualification

for public office.


So we wait for delivery

of a cardboard box 

marked ACME

with the latest fantasy gadget,

complete with illustrated how-to instructions 

for our scrambled brains:


a rocket powered car,

a Batman flying suit,

a medieval catapult or,


a black two-dimensional hole

a trap 

to outsmart the bird


but inevitably we 

fall through it


to our temporary deaths.