Saturday, April 15, 2023

On The First Night of Seder

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On the first night of seder

The wind was howling outside,

The children fell into their seats

The youngest tried to hide.


She's the one given the task

Of posing the four questions,

Like why this night we eat the matzah 

So hard on the digestion.


Blessings said, the seder leader 

Called her name out loud,

We checked beneath the tablecloth

She was nowhere to be found.


We sat and sat, stared at each other

By the minute we grew old,

We better find her pretty soon  

Or the story will never get told. 


A search party was organized 

To scour each room and closet,

They didn't miss a single corner 

Like they were looking for chometz.   


Outside the wind blew stronger

Freezing rain thickly coated the trees,

Branches bent from the icy weight

And snapped into the streets.


Cars were crushed, roads were blocked

And powerlines were cut,

Plunging us all into darkness

And Bubbie cried, Now what?

 

Got in himmel it's as if the plagues

Are happening for real,

It's not enough to tell the story

He wants us to know how it feels.


I reached over to my eldest child

And hugged her just in her case,

The signs and wonders we read about

Were visiting this place.

 

Just then we heard a knock at the door

And someone called for the messiah,

We all stood up, our legs atremble 

Because we knew it was Elijah.


The seder leader went to the door

Taking with him a lit candle, 

Saying a prayer to the Almighty

He twisted and pulled the handle.


There stood the youngest, wet and cold

We gasped, like we'd witnessed an omen,

In her hand she held half a matzah 

And said, 'See, I found the Afikoman'.


[based on true events, Montreal, April 6, 2023]

2 comments:

Ken Stollon said...

Yes, we heard about the power outages in Montreal ... I guess it wound up adding another dimension to your seder!

I love some of the rhymes and near rhymes in this poem! "Closet/Chometz" is a beaut! As is "Omen/Afikoman"!

My friend David Jacobs has a tradition of poetry recital at his family seders. Everyone is told ahead of time what the chosen poetry style is for that year (e.g., sonnet, haiku, free verse, etc.) and everyone writes a poem in that style and recites it at the seder.

Glen said...

We were actually fortunate to have power at our house, but many many didn’t. Traditionally in my family we organize a big seder, rent a hall and have it catered for between 70-90 cousins. I’m the Seder leader. Because the event had been put on hold for the pandemic my cousins were excited for this year, many out of towners planned to attend. Travel arrangements were made and hotel rooms were booked, only to have it scuttled at the last minute. The room we reserved canceled because they had no power. Many cousins had flights delayed and cancelled. As they say, Mensch tracht un Got tracht.

I’ve heard the idea of themed Seders before. My wife’s uncle and his family dress up in costume for their Seder based on a theme. It goes from biblical to pop culture. As for adding readings, that wouldn’t fly in my household. The script is already long enough.