The aliens have landed,
They visit when it's dark.
I think they're all left-handed,
The encounter leaves a mark.
Call the authorities,
Agents to direct us.
The army and the navy,
The people who'll protect us.
You'll find me in the bar,
Telling stories with a drink.
'Cause out there on the road,
Life is stranger than you think.
I fell in love one time,
She made me feel alive.
I climbed aboard her spaceship,
Didn't know if I'd survive.
You'll find me in the bar,
Telling stories with a drink.
'Cause out there on the road,
Life is stranger than you think.
She took me to her planet,
In another galaxy.
She used sharp instruments,
To perform her surgery.
You'll find me in the bar,
Telling stories with a drink.
'Cause out there on the road,
Life is stranger than you think.
Still not sure I believe,
What I know happened to me.
This alien abduction,
Was it just a fantasy?
You'll find me in the bar,
Telling stories with a drink.
'Cause out there on the road,
Life is stranger than you think,
Life is stranger than you think,
Life is stranger than you think...
2 comments:
The Byrds' "Hey Mr. Spaceman" comes to mind ... but this one is much more bizarre and crazier .. and funnier! What was the actual surgery that was done???
Don’t the aliens always perform some sort of surgery, probing orifices and implanting devices, when they get you in their ship? Of course metaphorically it’s more of an emotional dissection I’m referring to.
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