A boy at home
Nursing a cold
Bored and hopeless
Watching daytime soaps
The game shows
Oh the game shows
Saved the day
For a boy so bored
No one smarter
Than Bob Barker
No one smarter
Than Bob Barker
The way that he smiled
And the way he spoke
Made contestants excited
Gave them hope
Johnny calls a name
Says come on down
For a chance to win prizes
Jump on stage and dance around
No one smarter
Than Bob Barker
No one smarter
Than Bob Barker
An animal lover
Cause there's nothing cuter
Than loving your pets
So get them spayed or neutered
Bob Barker Bob Barker
Made the world better
Guess the right price
And you're the winner
No one smarter
Than Bob Barker
No one smarter
Than Bob Barker
Spin the big wheel
Nearest to a dollar
To the showcase showdown
With Bob Barker
Bob Barker and his beauties
Janice, Dian and Holly
Will cure any boy
Of his melancholy.
2 comments:
No one smarter than Bob Barker! When I get home, I'm having t-shirts made up!
Who is your accompaniest, btw, or are you overdubbing over yourself?
My buddy David Moss, is on electric guitar. I started my first band with him in high school. We jammed last night for the first time in ages. I had these lyrics lying around and it was recorded impromptu, one take, raw is an understatement. But we had some fun. Amazing how inspiring a bottle of Crown Royal can be.
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